Actual Lines from Job Ads.
These are direct quotations from employment advertisements that I have encountered in the last month or so.
- We are an international company with offices in Menlo Park, California and Kyiv, Ukraine.
- Want to be a part of the digital video revolution?
- What you bring to the game: An attitude that says, "Never settle for the ordinary."
- The Managing Editor should have a brain whose synaptic firing could power a favela slum.
- Are you up on the hottest job market trends? Do you enjoy discussing the latest career news with your friends and family?
- We don't have any intention of letting go of the reigns [sic] of this Blogging Battlestar Galactica completely, but we figured it's best to start looking for new talent now and empowering them with a venue "all their own!"