Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Sure You Are.

Some job titles are very tricky to claim as one's own.

Let's say you're at a social gathering and someone asks what you do. Unless the person with whom you are talking has actually heard of you, or unless you can cite the title of a project that has earned you rent-worthy income within the last six months, don't bother appropriating one of these titles. You may very well be great in the role, but it won't matter. The person will think you're full of shit. And for all intents and purposes, you will be.

1. Writer
2. Actor
3. Artist
4. Musician
5. Consultant
6. Chef
7. Producer
8. Entrepeneur


Anything I'm missing?

11 Comments:

Blogger sirmichael said...

Visionary

2:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pimp.

3:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cat/ Dog/ Horse Whisperer (unless you're Cesar Millan)

3:36 PM  
Blogger the wayward o said...

i am very happy to say i am a reporter (again)

9:52 PM  
Blogger hans q. bungle said...

gambler

3:03 AM  
Blogger Christina said...

Poet

3:30 PM  
Blogger Christina said...

Reporter

3:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Filmmaker

4:36 PM  
Blogger Christina said...

Just giving you a hard time, P. Actually journalist rather than reporter is a good one.

7:37 PM  
Anonymous Lindemann said...

Blogger!

8:47 PM  
Blogger the wayward o said...

journalist is what i used to say when i was at that shitbox we used to work at. not the first shitbox, the second.

9:09 PM  

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