Could I Have Been Serious?
I recently found what must be the most low self-esteem letter to Santa ever written. I can't be sure of the date on this, but I must have been around 8 or 9 years old. The unbelievable fact that I was still entertaining the concept of Santa at this age is recounted (and yet not adequately explained) here.
This is either completely pathetic, or a stroke of manipulative genius.
Dear Santa,
Again this year I think I have failed to behave. I am very enthusiastic about Christmas. It was really very nice of you to give me presents last year. I don't think I deserved them. In case you have any second thoughts on my behavior, here's a list. Love Always, Christina Nunez
Here's what I would like for Christmas:
Star Wars action figures: Princess Leia, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, R2D2, Darth Vader.
Barbie Dream House
Furniture to Dream House
Smaller Homes and Gardens
New play make-up
A portable TV
Good luck on your job!
Merry Christmas!
This is either completely pathetic, or a stroke of manipulative genius.
posted by Christina at 10:43 PM
3 Comments:
It's awesome that you wanted an R2D2 Star Wars figure.
Everything about that letter is amazing. I especially like the "Good luck on your job!"
Hahahaha! Yes the "Good luck on your job" is the best part.
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